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wThe Show -- Season Three |
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wPlig Bong |
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wMonday, February 25, 2008 |
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2020
WORLD HAPPINESS DANCE / SISTER THE JOISTS
The daylight is looking forward to getting away From this question mark customer.
In the split-level beer and spice place The characteristic feeling changes Every couple of feet, here curry here fenugreek, Dried lemons... I have power, I am a powerful man. Where I ask for licorice, Three weeks later licorice appears. Root.
I sit inside as the daylight Hangs out with people playing music in the park. I play music too: I have Ornette yodeling through my cortex, Must I be bereft of radiation?
A billion people in Canada, All of them eating Canadian food.
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I put on the cd of a friend, I have no cd of my own, What would I put on it, Betty Barclay Singing I'm a Big Girl Now probably.
It is Christmas in January, In February, I like this put on Of the universe singing In the waves, the waves are the singing,
The plaster is cracked at the ceiling And the joints of the walls, It is time to sister the joists, To spackle and repaint
And box up all the artillery Of the finders burrowing Deeper into the mud than the groove. I am lucky to get to like you.
(This poem sponsored in part by a grant from Samuel Amadon.)
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wFriday, August 31, 2007 |
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2018
BLACK MATH
At the movies it's only love Shining through the dust, all moo For the band called The Jokes Playing in between scenes of lava flowing.
I'm sorting out the wraparound For a frienemy in a dramedy, And what you know is what I heard, A name made in finest countdowns,
A difference from the where-to-begin Of library ladders, not that big of a deal For the parka people rocking The have a good one into oblivion.
Who are those people, and where was I When they sent home the flier With the offer to become one With the peergroup or the universe,
Whichever go along to get along The weather wants to word as winter. I'll watch myself persist in reading This indifference as a sign.
On the chalkboard of the cinema The long s (not summation) Indicates limits beyond sex, Beyond death, even beyond
The expectations of family -- That is, the imagination. If you've seen Out your front door in the morning How many trucks it takes
To film four minutes of network tv, And if you've ever served on a committee... It's hard work to be clear. The car chase lasts eight years.
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2013
That Would Be A Great Poem If You Cut the Crappy Parts
God I love your poems, what you're doing You are on to something completely original And yet reassuringly familiar, emotionally anyway
I know it's the hardest thing in the world To know when you're on or not Everybody from Kant to Paul Valery to Phyllis Diller says so
Look, here's my card, I do a little private consulting It's not very svengali or master-slave it's Let's just say I come from the land of Rent Control What I didn't have to give a landlord I paid in dues
And I think I can show you, I'm not criticizing but Did you notice when you looked up those two times That glassy look on the handful of people Who weren't averting their gaze from your radiance?
There are a few places where, relatively speaking, You're phoning it in -- don't worry, your B game Is so much better than everybody else's A game Nobody noticed. Not yet, anyway. You're good.
You're really good. That poem is good, it's amazing, The long one with all the images of Brooklyn Train travel and the back and forth with your friends. It would be a great poem if you cut the crappy parts.
I hate to drop that on you and run but EastEnders Is coming on in exactly the time it takes me to walk home And I haven't missed an episode in twenty years -- Do you have a VCR? You'd love it. Talk to you. Great job.
II.
Here's the deal: Your poem goes on too long. We're not talking Seventies-German-Cinema too long, It's more 'wtf dude we're your friends.'
Really.
I know this is just a listserv, And I know how many sets of air quotes have accreted around *not ok* But this text has a funny way of showing up in print *EXACTLY* as it appears in the electrons.
If I don't say something now, That's what they call *tacit approval.* Which I do not want you to think I'm giving. Your poem goes on too long.
It would be a great poem if you cut the crappy parts. It is clear that you don't know which parts those are. It's also clear that if I tell you you will hate me.
Can you feel the suckage?
My parents tricked me into a Dar Williams concert And it would have been ok, at least as much fun As the very best of Fresh Air with Terri Gross If she had stopped *talking* between songs And played maybe twenty fewer And if the twelve songs she did play Varied somewhat more in melody, structure, tone, and point.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from an anonymous donor.]
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2012
THAT'S FUNNY, YOU DON'T LOOK AVANT-GARDE
You look like a bank clerk Like a university professor Like a meteorologist You look like a Speed Racer fanatic Like a stay-at-home dad Like Jeff Daniels' stunt double You look like a wall of books You look like a can of beans You look like a benefit of doubt
You look like this guy at the library Who snort-laughed whenever I checked out Khlebnikov Which reminds me, I don't look avant-garde either No hat no pince-nez no theodolite no chignon
No cape with giant embroidered labia No pennyfarthing three wheeler no lobster-powered surrey
You're this guy with a computer who writes things While maintaining an absolutely conventional job family home and a car
A car! You have a car! You have a car Which burns gasoline In its conventional engine.
In the real world this kind of going along to get along, Resourcefulness and a persistent presence of mind Which for all manner of arbitrary financial emotional reasons Means taking advantage of petroleum-powered combustion engines...
In the real world having a car Is a form of power That makes life as we know it possible.
In poetryland, everyone knows how little we know of life And therefore how changeable our conditions may prove, And as far as that goes that's all right But oh in poetryland a little learning is all you get, And the science section.
In poetryland, where everyone is presumed guilty Until proven a blameless perfect orchid of unending delight Which happens to like two people every hundred years For the duration of twenty to a hundred and eight lines, Having a car invalidates your right to imagine Being governed by your peers, people Who read and write books and don't actually play golf Or own voting machine companies.
In poetryland the loudest voices end up in the newspapers And the quietest ones schedule the trade presses.
In poetryland as anywhere else in America If you work and work your native humiliation You too can be a great humiliator, A superfund site of the soul.
You don't have to be rich. You don't have to be cool (god no). You certainly don't have to know anything (You certainly don't).
Elvis misquoted Shakespeare, But he omitted the attribution.
Stop worrying about everyone else, About me, about the internet, Which poets' cookies have all the chocolate chips.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Just shut up and stop it.
Give me one line That's not a ferrofluid grenade To remind me what your permawar's for.
I'll be over here Next to this eight-foot wet paper bag I've closed you in With a pencil Waiting for you to write your way out.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from a donor in Kansas.]
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2011
What's In National Poetry Month For Me?
I'm tired of being the guy Who goes to work in a tie every morning Letting all the people who don't share my skin color know "Sorry, Charlie! Gentrification a-comin'!"
And I'm tired of poetry events with eight people in the audience, Tired of poetry books with four poems worth reading in them, Tired of all the readings, books, and journals That exist mainly to tell us how tired of everything all the famous poets are. But I'm tired above all else of American politics and its one lesson: Look out for number one. Case in point: What's in National Poetry Month for me?
What are these interminable group readings, These commemorative posters, these e-mail bombardments Supposed to do for the poetry that makes *my* balls tighten?
Poetry that is as *there* As this war And this economy And these governments,
Zombie poetry? Pirate poetry? Ninja poetry? Coffee bacon donut poetry?
Is there a single poem published in America since the war began, And I'm not counting Chicks Dig War and I Loved My Father Which being laser beams of death to indifference Can hardly be counted as poems, but is there any American poem Again I'm not thinking of PoemFone or Folly or Deer Head Terrorist Snake Penises any poem as Dark Brandon Neo-Benshi Sockittoya Gods All Suck Real Americans satisfyingly greasy as a donut? Again not speaking of Mainstream Poetry Dickinson Ghostbrain Good One murderous as a stealth swordsman didn't think so.
And this poem is just as lame as the others, And I don't even have google as an excuse
Its lameness is my lameness
Which is legion even in the land of lame-os poetryland has turned into Having actually always already been that hello Larry Fagin hello David Lehman Hello Oscar Williams hello Fitz-Greene Halleck!
Poetryland has always been a blotter For number-one-or-nothingism And an incomprehensible annihilating resentment Which is general among all who dare stray there, Who dares imagine to make something out of nothing but words.
National Poetry Month, you hold up an enormous magnifying mirror To these symptom-ravaged faces And encourage more smiling and polite applause And I admire your sense of humor But all the same, fuck off.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from the Helena Rubenstein Foundation.]
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2009
Your Gods All Suck
I have worn your fezzes and your burqas and your yamulkes and your mitres I have stood in your temples and your mosques and your synagogues and your cathedrals Your oracles and your rec rooms and your board rooms and your bar rooms I have studied in your upper rooms and sat on the floors of your fellowship halls And rolled twenty-sided dice, listened to organ music, come abruptly and after a glorious duration And I've read your poems and I've bullshitted with your dads and missed trains To hear the ends of your graduation speeches with their quirky ice- breaking openers And I have walked your dogs and listened to your secrets and taken your drugs And tried your recipes and borrowed your shampoos and edited your articles I've followed your blogs obsessively and donated blood and felt smug along with you And felt smug without you and reasoned with your cynicism and felt desperately alone Whenever you have revealed your absolute otherness which exists permanently In these gods you unpack from your upbringing, your education, your stance Vis a vis the slate layer cake of class, these gods who save you from anxiety By delivering you in middle age to a mindless repetition which is not poetry and is not life And which leads you always to fear, blind rage, and isolation, and leads me too, Because your gods all suck, every last one leaves you spent and pale and not saying thank you, Not feeling the motorcycle throbbing under your ass, not rolling into a tree the snow Crinkling on your corduroys, not looking straight at the asshole that shits another year Of incomprehension onto the lilies, not staying where we stand, but agreeing To be destroyed, agreeing to pretend to reject everything but a champagne lollipop Distributed by aspiring actors freezing in canyons, to reject happy senselessness And senseless happiness and bonkers the camerata in its metronomic swingings Of the bows of agreeing, even music even the way is a god that sucks, even the wrong word, The pot and the poetry there are no hot hands there is no always-on. Suck suck suck Not you not me your gods my gods these prolegs belief adheres to our spines God almighty the suction the straightaway lying of checklists and watchtowers And photographs by Marion Ettlinger, voting machines and neural plasticity, There is no avoiding how bad your porn sucks, how little you know what you want of love, And vice versa it of you, how every note of Chopin chisels a concordance in the basalt That is devotion to a flower and a hive and the odds of finding royal jelly And surviving the duel of the nurselings, your independence sucks, and your satire, Every means to preserving an equidistant parody of fellow-feeling, pussy gods And especially the mothergod pitying the undying crap of what fails to study, Learning is a crap god, a Vishnu of because-I-said-so, and reason is a bullshit god, Just as opposing reason is the eternal sucka, the ever-advancing army mistaking its iPod For body armor and its heavy artillery for an explanation, and repetition is a fucked god, A fucked god, a fucked god, repetition is a fucked god leaking poetry, And everyone who reads this sura will continue to cling to theirfucked gods, But there is no god who monopolizes love, and there is no love that anxiety cannot trouble, And eventually and permanently there is at least five degrees above absolute zero of love Everywhere except on earth where we keep seeking some evidence That the larger part of the universe wants even more than we do to be pushed around And to find these ghosts we make a colder space than has ever vibrated Inside a water heater underground in Minnesota.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from an anonymous donor.]
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wThursday, March 22, 2007 |
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2008
INTUITIVELY, after reading Larry Joseph
Would I recognize a new Terry Southern if he or she were to materialize, I drink so much celery tonic the seas look like green fields And the development of toxic cleanup sites into homes for the beautiful Is a subject aching for the Julia Roberts treatment
But I am not aching, I am nodding politely As the row of nesting dolls from John Berendt to Henry James Tell me what I am missing existing among the brand names Of ludicrous abject pixie mercator projections
Sunlight sincerely ice water for the heels all bankshot Diggity, do you want to know more about industry types Or give it up for the music control gang suds, and if you say It depends on the industry you get four more years of modish politesse
Oh exhale for the criminal rage pimentos Crying out for olive-complected neighborhood armada (In this case a couple dozen motorboats and an ex-tugboat captain Weighing in at 320 lbs, worth a bag of rubies and pfft)
Or don't exhale, like I care how you crumble your adult life Into the fizz, I have my own waking dreams of exercise To paste up in the bean formica carburetor Rauschenbergismo That in its sad lack of a patent bad boy imprimatur
Will have to wait its turn by the carousel For a cameo, and meanwhile arousal You are waiting and I am typing this as the files wash in. It's just like us. We want to run straight into it.
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wFriday, March 16, 2007 |
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2007
AS IT HAPPENS
Some mornings the science Section has nothing to steal But does that make me A vivisectionist by default? No way, Desiree.
Not that I'm trying to persuade you Or ever could, the bomb squad's Sirens tut-tutting as they doppler The pre-dawn. Dawn. I said pre-dawn, you dirty girl.
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Deep in the ganache The pressure's practically nucleic And what stipples the questionnaire Can't be reduced to incompetence But rather is the inexorable product
Of Inexorable Products, Incorporated. I don't doubt for a second either The permanence of this lush vegetation And that makes me what, exactly. Exactly.
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The pie is in the safe And misery's blessing The same comfy policeman Who noted our presence Among the ghosts of the piazza.
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The photographer in love with his subject, Oil stains on coverlets Even descriptions of the land Onion prose. For whom all this showing off
When every day ends In communion with the spirit Of the marriage? When the wife begins to vibrate Put her ankle to your ear.
The thought in isolation Stylish in its weather Rome But carried to a tune, It floats on the darkroom page -- Fit in your head and become an action.
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The keys have ribbons And phone cord wristbands, Ordinary leaves Pressed in a domesday boke Don't think less of this afterlife.
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I prefer wombat to capybara but oh To be the scarf Our syllabary spazzes over, A dreamlife reciprocity Cannons recognize...
They gather by the recycling To take in the sounds Of the love-off. We play the piano taking turns, Then crash chords our together,
Your peanut butter in my benadryl, Like bacon for Frenchness, A patio under the stereo For the gathered souls To revel in their timely guesses.
It will happen, It is happening, And as it happens I enjoy nothing so much As waiting for you to see it.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from an anonymous donor.]
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wFriday, December 01, 2006 |
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2006
KEEP THE DRUMS AT YOUR MOM'S
The first rule is do no harm.
This turns out to be difficult.
Orange oil trebuchet'd over the top of the cubicle.
I am staring at a lump of clay shaped like a fathead fish.
The prism on my desk, my fake industry award,
Sends its seam on a lucite diagonal.
If I were to teach middle school math
I'd want to review my proofs.
The stack of trimmed letterhead doesn't light up to see me,
Doesn't it know I'm an addict?
If you want to use ProTools on me,
If you want to Photoshop my face, I'm ready.
"Unknown number" keeps flashing on my phone.
The white bird steps sideways in the melt.
Someone sends me a hate search.
The sleep of a barmaid is white as a robot
And all the perimeter's a butterfly bush;
I huddle under the lilacs.
Impossible for an individual and yet
Now come the stray billion diatoms carving out prime numbers in the slush.
The horse song which is a veto of all that is probable
On the left edge of the reading room,
The song of no experience, comes for the pale tray --
It takes a button from my coat and measures it in farads.
A tree street bends in its matching shifts
Intimating nothing but slavery and pendulums,
A rocking in the hips and overexposed film.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from Mary Biddinger]
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wWednesday, August 16, 2006 |
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2005
HOUSE MADE DOWN
Remember this, from computers past? I likened the starlight To what we pieced together From the maelstrom of urgent warnings.
You stretched out And I was grateful for consciousness, That your shaking out the lactic acid Could set my chemicals in motion
Despite everything in waking life Blinking like a dashboard light, Or rather because -- "Everybody's got a bomb, we could all die
Any day!" And we took as much time To locate what I'll call "Our contact lenses" As we felt like. You felt like
A young animal. I feel like A malted. I feel, when we're together, Which really ought to be all the time, That the long run in which everyone
Understands is actually imminent, Not decades off, not made of foam pellets Or requiring UPC symbols Or the final class upheaval.
Come here, now, Let's rocket offstage And if we're not oblivious To the awkwardness around us
We will be.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from Drew Gardner]
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wThursday, July 27, 2006 |
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2003 / 2004
A MILLION RANDOM DIGITS
Almost surely nothing up my sleeve. Nothing like a sleeve, for that matter. No story, no instant winner, no glade Where the traditional "elk dance" Precedes the coronation of the flower king And the dukes and duchesses of the forest, No bindi manufacturer, no waterslide, No ack ack, no Brest-Litovsk accords And certainly no infinite monkeys The book of only numbers Is remarkable for its persistence And stylishness -- five by five Albers Reinhardt Mondrian Martin Have we seriously considered the grid.
Have I seen you carrying your plate Across the grassy sunlit field, stopping Abruptly and then, a moment later, Changing direction. No time for sergeants. The pretend family. Pleasure In the long run. Well. I've seen you Spot me across the park. I've seen You learn a complex polyrhythm, tapping On the drayage. I have seen you naked
And have talked when saying nothing Would have been at least as fitting, The gibberish my neurons found meet To haul into the light received by you With generosity. Lomography. Captivity narratives, earned run averages. The walls of the underpass mosaicked The cornsweet illusion.
Tomorrow red groovie screamed mega, Einstein didn't fuss much with his hair, Contrast and compare starvation builds Character, race is not a factor,
And there were sunshowers and sparklers Caving in the parking lot.
The light on my chipmunk garden
But these are voicemails When what I want what you want Is a few wrongs amended With decimal points curving Making knock-knock jokes watermelons The jacknifed tractor trailer Scatters on the off-ramp,
The woman across the car gums Her lips, squints closely At the tables and charts In this month's Lotto News. Who's going to tell her They call that game a "math tax."
The first recorded lottery Paid for the Great Wall of China.
We were praying in the desert When the meteor shower Struck the enemy camp.
None of that. A tub of hot sauce. An encounter with Human Resources.
Numbers are not letters, not words, Irony is not chance. To speak To each plant in a loving voice.
Who wants to know if we revise? Tell them every single night. Tell them carbon dioxide, tell them Waves of light, of water, of sound. Tell them I'm feeling lucky, Repeated strings appear then A story is the intersection of Permanence and unpredictability. The book of random numbers Allows us to conduct these tests And all things being equal See consistent results, a cup Of tea, an Enigma machine;
And when I'm able to breathe, All reverting to the mean, They'll run a Monte Carlo simulation So I can step out for a smoke break. When I see you, I'll cross against the light.
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100,000 NORMAL DEVIATES
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wants rented room Ahmed told Press. Maroc aisne Mario smash Stage bresil lorraine Awesome Landis takes Tour
Rome Stockholm Sydney Tokyo controls. function tune orders. Summary Dec Material contained herein peer reflect LSD PCP
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Property FreedomIt occurred circle Peres thought Syria Rabin. informed proceed completes Symantec critiques security handson breakdown
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[These poems were funded in part by a grant from Daniel Nester]
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wTuesday, July 11, 2006 |
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2002
NIGHTMUTE, OR THE STOWAWAY
I got to talking To the unregistered passenger About the Beatles. He was a bit Of a musicologist.
He liked the drones And the diminished elevenths, The fur and the claw. We scanned to port for dolphins.
We were waiting for a feeling Neither of us knew,
A measuring tape stretching From the gun mentioned in act one To the dramaturg Flirting with the sound effect girl.
I had to laugh when she said Her name was Constance Garnett --
"Where do I know you from And while you're here, What's with all the extra code In the genome."
Wish you were here.
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Cucumber spirits.
This love feels like Sunlight shimmering On a goldfish pond:
"Buy a lottery ticket, mack," Says the Attorney General.
This boat, on the other hand --
What can I tell you, What what what.
And there on my pantsleg, A deertick. Perhaps You think something A little untoward.
The coast of Alaska is longer Than the American Atlantic.
The caribou feel their way Through the flies, as Even in high school, Fred Grandy Knew where to find Camp David.
Thinking of you.
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The nights are getting... Well, last night I could swear I heard a tape gun Unspool enough adhesive For a thriving cottage industry.
Either that or someone Snuck a cat into steerage.
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The people in the story were correct To ignore the jar In every frame of the film;
Burgundy rocks Sparkling on the cliff.
I should have said I was a researcher, A volunteer strawberry On community service.
Instead I told A truth of sorts -- "I'm a location scout."
Keep the covers warm And a pillow cool.
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We say "in a manner of speaking" When dissembling. Such were my thoughts As I entered the casino.
Though Gauss never toyed With numerology, O game of pure randomness, My friend played red Then black Each time I spun.
Eight spins later, Neighbors and orphans Gathered round, The stowaway suggested I do the math.
I began to feel My bearings.
Counting the days.
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Up in the theater Rehearsals of Vanya Proceeded apace.
I had a reading Scheduled for that night, The travel poems Of Wallace Stevens.
When we think of Florida, Of taking the train, We must also think Of the Connecticut River.
The reading Was sparsely attended. Distracted, I chewed A sprig of parsley.
At the reception, A gentleman-historian And the stowaway Spoke at length Of great disasters at sea.
I regretted soberly My principles.
Here you were wished.
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Notice how long John Lennon sings The first word in "I Should Have Known Better"?
When I'm with you I feel almost Like an object.
This is a much better feeling Than I had supposed.
I could be round as a hill On a hill. I could be A shot in the street. A radio sending out Strong signals and weak.
You would love the light.
* Turns out his name Is Newtown. He caught up to me At midnight, eager to share His first law of literary conversation:
Every thing mentioned Must concur. Or, There is a use That does not go out.
I wondered if it were Greenland We were gliding past, and not Nightmute.
You know how distracted I get Away from you even ten hours. It is a comfort to know You have the code and the rebus, But my patience for the mail Is a thousand miles behind.
Constance, at least, Seems genuinely enthralled. She and Newtown can be heard Laughing through the tiny night.
Yours.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from C. Dale Young]
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wWednesday, June 21, 2006 |
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2001
AREA Q
We'll be together someday soon; Compare See you tomorrow! I pack my bag, Set the alarm, stare at the ceiling til morning.
Walk into the street and a seed sprouts. Belief on the face like the name on a bus: Across the street seven strangers face south.
How people used to wait: As prepositions -- Behind the control gate, down the penstock -- And then another part of speech, eventually Eventually eventually spinning the turbine,
A stick out your tongue attention I thought Only existed in the clinic. The doctor Walks by an open door. The selectric Continues its tattoo. When children sleep
A bird stands in the library parking lot Pushing from its diaphragm Not yet not yet, The excitement transmitting
To every window's potential greenhouse -- An ivy tendril waves, grips the brick A foot away. Your call is important to us.
Factors that extend subjective time: Having nothing to do, uncertainty, No explanation, a sense of injustice, Being alone -- tomorrow's central planners Visit this mock theme park to study Reactions to environments controlled
To avert anxiety, or as may be, accentuate it.
[This poem was funded in part by a grant from Chris Sullivan]
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